January 2012
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The Golden Girls: Quote of the Day: Daily Golden... →
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[Sophia is watching a dirty movie]
Dorothy: Hi, Ma. Whatcha watching?
Sophia: I dunno, one of those Steven Spielberger movies.
Dorothy: That’s not a Steven Spielberg movi-…what are they doing?
Sophia: You know what they’re doing. We had that talk when you were 12.
Dorothy: Ma, I…
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The spirit of the holidays (and of Sophia Petrillo) brings people together from all over the world. So, pussycats, where are you from/where are you enjoying this Christmas day?
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stateofgraceee asked: Bless you for making this blog <3
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Daily Golden Girls: 12/21/11
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[discussing menopause]
Dorothy: What is the big deal, Blanche? It’s nothing. Look at it this way: you don’t get cramps once a month. You don’t go on eating binges once a month. You don’t get crazy once a month.
Sophia: You just grow a beard.
Dorothy: Don’t listen to her, Blanche.
Sophia: You grow a beard, Dorothy! Believe me, I woke up one morning, I looked like Arafat!
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“Can you believe it? Tony Bennett! What that man does to me with his voice, your...”
– Sophia Petrillo, Miles to Go, 1991
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Sophia: I signed up for the charity walkathon.
Dorothy: Oh, Ma, are you nuts? This is for people who walk a lot.
Sophia: What do I do, hover?
mgmpluto asked: please come check out my new golden girls blog with some of my creations? :)
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Daily Golden Girls: 12/14/11
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Rose: Oh Sophia, I want to explain about last night. When I was a little girl one summer we had a terrible thunderstorm…
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, have I given any indication at all that I care?
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“Goldfine, I put a Sicilian curse on you. You’ll be barren… Okay,...”
– Sophia Petrillo, Miles to Go, 1991
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Dorothy: Morning, Ma. Hey, what are you eating?
Sophia: Linguine with clam sauce.
Dorothy: Who eats linguine with clam sauce for breakfast?
Sophia: Mother Teresa. It's a recipe from her new workout book.
Rose: Morning, girls. What are you eating, Sophia?
Sophia: Linguine with clam sauce.
Rose: For breakfast?
Blanche: Morning everybody. What's that you're eating, Sophia?
Sophia: It's incredible, three hundred and sixty four days out of the year I could be gagging on a peach pit and nobody would notice!
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Miles: DA offered me a deal, and I turned state's evidence, which put my client, Mr. Moran, away for a long, long, time. Do you understand what I'm saying?
Sophia: Yeah, you're a snitch.
Miles: No, I'm not a snitch, I'm an informant.
Sophia: Oh, snitch in a tie!
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Rose: Hi everybody!
Blanche: Hi!
Rose: And did we all remember what today is?
Sophia: I'll go out on a limb and say Thursday, but don't go by me— I'm in and out on my children's first names.
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“What a terrible story. I mean it, it’s a terrible story!”
– Sophia Petrillo, From Here to the Pharmacy, 1991
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What is your favorite non-Sophia-centric episode?
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Petrillo paranoia
Dorothy: Ma, what are you doing up?
Sophia: Disappointed, huh? If I'm up that means I'm alive, and if I'm alive it means you can't get your hands on my money.
Dorothy: What are you talking about?
Sophia: You know about the will. You know that if I die you'll be on easy street. What did you do, Dorothy? Slip cyanide into my mouthwash? Ha ha! The joke's on you, I don't use it!
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Sophia: I, Sophia Petrillo, being of sound mind and body, do hereby leave my daughter, Dorothy Zbornak... nothing!
Rose: Sophia!
Sophia: It's a joke! I'm kidding, like when I said "Sound mind and body."
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Sophia: Dorothy, great news. Gladys Goldfine called; She's taking me to see Tony Bennett!
Blanche: Oh, Sophia, that's terrific.
Sophia: Tell me about it! I won't have to spend that evening with Dorothy. No offense my little Scrabbleholic, but there's more to life than a double word score.
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“Imagine, finding that carving in here. Kitchen, bedroom— I knew it was a room I...”
– Sophia Petrillo