The World According to Sophia

Wife. Sister. Mother. Grandmother. Philosopher. Sophia.
Sophia: I bought some food.
Dorothy: Oh, this is ridiculous!
Sophia: Tell me about it— $11.50 for coffee and doughnuts?
Dorothy: Ma, where'd you get the money for this?
Sophia: I took it from your purse.
Blanche: Oh Sophia, you know what the Bible says: Thou shalt not steal.
Sophia: Hey, she got one!