The World According to Sophia

Wife. Sister. Mother. Grandmother. Philosopher. Sophia.
Sophia: So, this is life on the outside. It's changed— you've all gotten so old!
Dorothy: Ma, knock if off. You were gone an hour. If anyone's upset, it should be me! I had to dig up the bail money.
Sophia: Please, how do you put a price tag on getting your mother back? What was it, five hundred dollars?
Dorothy: Five thousand.
Sophia: Wow, I better improve my attitude around here.